Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so let's talk penis.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
