I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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