TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize