I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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