Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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