then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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