Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
