I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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