awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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