Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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