So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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