Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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