Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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