Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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