Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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