I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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