Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's never too late to be topless.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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