Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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