I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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