At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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