i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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