He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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