White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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