I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
