NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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