Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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