wat bout pragnant strippers??
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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