This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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