dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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