I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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