I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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