Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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