i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
