ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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