So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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