So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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