I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
last night I used snow as a chaser
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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