shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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