At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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