When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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