she was so not down for the gang bang
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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