I want to stick my p in your. b.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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