i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
try to milk me bitch
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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