My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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