Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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