dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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