UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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