I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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