yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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