So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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