whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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