I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
how do flat chested girls get laid?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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