Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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